#dreams are weird yo

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Just had a long scary dream jink sharply into a peaceful ending in the wildest way: an outdoor strip mall someplace warm, at night, with the sea in the distance, was the spawn point for a portal from hell and endless hordes of big demons in clanky post apocalyptic armor were roaring into the world by stepping out of a molten pool of metal.

The portal tender laughed at all the terrified people and said anytime one of them fell they'd get dragged to hell and put in armor made from destroying what they loved. It looked hopeless. No one was coming to save them.

And then, a short timeskip. The strip mall was peaceful and intact. 99% of the demons were gone, but a few remained in their ambush positions as honest work, including the meandering clown. He watched over a couple of kids who were enjoying pineapple flavored desserts shaped like pie slices with whipped cream on top as they sang happy birthday - except the song was actually Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer because my subconscious respects copyright.

How did they end a demonic invasion from hell so completely? How did they avoid total global destruction against such an endless, massive force that could only grow as the conflict escalated?

Better labor practices.

They offered the demons fair working conditions. Literally, that was it. They treated them like people. Not the enemy. Because they weren't. And they saved the world from what would've been years of war and privation.

I started that dream assuming I was on the side of the humans. But by the end I realized I was a demon. As we enter a new era today, January 20th, keep in mind that appearances are not practices, actions speak louder than words, and that some choices have natural consequences.

Happy 23rd anniversary to me and my husband today! Pay your demons well!

[wrestlezaynia]

Guys, I had a dream I was at a live event and Kevin started pummeling Sami unprovoked and the crowd was silent, so I started chanting: "What did he do?" And everyone joined in! I also managed to take a picture of Kevin's face buried in Sami's junk and I said something along the lines of: "There's no reason for him to do that." That part doesn't sound like me at all, quite frankly. 🤭

[ruckis-vandalizes]

merry crimble, two newbies to add onto the OC roster

[greenteacryptid]

Last night, I had a dream that I was investing my local church because there was a strong magnetic force that was pulling cars off of the road and causing them to crash into the walls. When I asked to look around in the church, these 5 nuns said they had something to show me and lead me down a hallway that got increasingly smaller and narrower to the point that I had to belly crawl like a caver to get through. They pointed to this tiny door and when I opened it there was a vast void of light and colour, and in the centre was Garfield. I panicked and tried to close the door, but Garfield's long gnarled gremlin hands reached out and frantically felt around and searched for me. I tried to back away in the tight space, but I hit my head and was knocked out cold.

[calico-kiwi]

sometimes dreams are insightful. like the time i had a dream where i fell asleep on the shoulder of my former best friend and realized it was because i missed hugging her.

sometimes they’re stupid though and mean absolutely nothing. like the one i just had about a weird marionette doll and her frankenstein like husband having to flee their adams family style house to some random italian countryside to escape the police while trying to figure out how to be parents to their newborn child

[rook-specter]

so do y'all wanna hear about my fucked up Yo-kai watch dream

basically. I had a dream where there was finally a new Yo-kai watch game that was localized that gave you some sort of Persona confidant ranking system with the Yo-kai that you befriend. I was doing the one for Putasockinit/Dasocks, and it involved getting a toy for him. if you got the right toy, he would be happy and play with it, but if you didn't, the next time you interact with him he would literally impale himself in front of you with an in-game scream and blood on the floor. and then after that the music went in reverse and Gargaros appeared like he does when he gets on your shit for changing the clock and told me that it was my fault that Dasocks killed himself. and I'm like. what the fuck. I barely think about Dasocks but now I won't stop thinking about him because this dream was so fucking insane that I will remember it now and forever. by the way Dasocks looks like this. now imagine him viscerally killing himself in front of you.

[jetjetjet]

Dude I had a dream where dabi/touya was yo shindo who had just skipped through time after waking up

But then og Dabi was still there and there whole this whole other Todoroki family arc and confrontation scene like what

Like yeah I GUESS shindo’s hair looks (the SLIGHTEST) similar to touya’s hair when he woke up but other than that what is my subconscious mind trying to tell me

[stellarsightz]

“All that I've been taught // And every word I've got // Is foreign to me” — Hozier, Foreigner’s God

Aka "nooo dont grieve the life you spent running away from everything and wish you could go back to that life of uncertainty, where you constantly wonder if you can survive another day, rather than stand in the middle of a civil war which has nothing to do with you, you're so cool and sexy you're literally the mythical hero of a land where everyone detests your kind ahahahh"

A silly drawing of my Bosaltmer Dovahkiin, Baltana :))

I fiddled with her design a little, aka i added a different facial tattoo (which mirrors Lynwallyn's because hehe they're twins)

-> a companion piece to this older drawing of Lynwallyn

(Alternative version under the cut; possible eyestrain warning)

[autistook]

I dreamt that I went to a LORDI camp and there was a demon side and angel side. I was put on the demon side but I had a secret allyship with the angels, so I kept sneaking them red socks (??? ig the good ones used green ones) so that they could come to demon side and get the better treats Mr Lordi gave us.

Mr Lordi also kept peeking into my bedroom when he started suspecting me and called me a whore everytime he walked by.

Later on in the dream after the camp was over I went to high school. There were cheerleaders doing some sort of an overly happy cheer and I just looked at my friend and went:

"I think I'd rather go back to the camp. I'll go there and let Mr Lordi sacrifice me to the lambs."

?????????????

[stickbug-made-entirely-of-spite]

I just woke up naturally at 07:30, why would the universe cast such misery upon me?

Now I'll be forced to stay awake for a whole day :']

The only thing I remember from tonight is that I had a dream where a wasp landed on my elbow, and it startled me awake 💀👌

I also remember that, while in this brief moment of dream-panic, I had enough time and care to contemplate whether it was a wasp or a bee.

It was fear.

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Dreamed part of a song so real it's still echoing in my head now that I'm awake. Pure haunting echoey wails, on the theme of "hiding your pain makes it harder to heal it". It was called Walk Like You're Injured

Freedom bites

[this line keeps changing but it rhymes]

Can't deny

So walk like you're injured

[strxnged]

clapped my hand over my mouth apparently some people have been having repetitive dreams of me dying ????? I DONT WANT OT DIE

[bavarianmillionaire]

last night i dreamt that i married my high school crush

[helladirections]

I had a dream that Harry held my hand. I was at a concert in some other country and it was like. In this big room with carpet? And there was hardly anyone there and I brought a blanket because I was sleepy and I made a joke about not having to camp out.

[brooklynislandgirl]

WHAT  KIND  OF  NPC  ARE  YOU ?

The Nurse Shark || Beth Riley

romantic interest ooooh so you're romanceable :))) and even if you personally are not (and are some flavor of aro/ace) know that there is so much about you that is just romantic in the ways that a painting or poem can be romantic. there's this softness, beauty and emotion to you that is magnetic to people, and you get more complex the longer people know you until all of the sudden it clicks. you're the character that gets explored a lot more deeply than others, or should be, as the more anyone learns about you, the more wonderful you become in their eyes. even the things you aren't a fan of within yourself are details that humanize you to others and make you this tangible, living wonder. so don't hide those parts of yourself away, they are beautiful in a way that the important people in your life will or already have learned to marvel at <3 ~*~ The Dreaming Tree || Melakeni Ivers

morally grey magic user who is kind of a hermit ah, an intellectual. AND morally grey, how sexy of you ;) but in more seriousness, the party of adventurers who run into you and could sorely use your help or guidance have one hell of a time trying to figure you out. you do not find yourself aligning with traditional groups or institutions, but rather wherein your interests lie. you live for doing what you want to do and are just straight vibing. and that confuses a lot of people, but you stay unbothered. that's a magnificent quality about you, that part of you that has learned to not give a shit what other people think because you know that it's a waste of time. you know what you care about and how you want to live and that is what is important to you. while your trust is not lightly earned, anyone who does manage to get on your good side has got themselves a very powerful and very loyal friend. rock on you funky little wizard <|:D

[beware-thecrow]

sometimes you read a manga and you actually want to be the character